Sheldon and Raj discuss the pros and cons of getting tenured at the university.

In the final comedy sketch, Jerry asks, "Why doesn't the traffic school instructor speed more often. He's going there anyway..."

Jerry does something nicer for his dry cleaner, who then extends his family a discount. Jerry's girlfriend claims to be his wife in order to get the discount.

George asks Lupe, the maid at his hotel, to untuck the sheets at the foot of his bed, because he can't sleep if the sheets are too tight, George is disappointed in Lupe, who didn't untuck his sheets as she had promised. Jerry asks George if he remembered to tip Lupe, but George forgot (no incentive after you're gone and if you're not coming back). Jerry says, "That's why communism failed."

Kramer has forgotten where he parked his car in a multi-level parking garage of a shopping mall and the gang walk around for an eternity looking for the car. Jerry needs to urinate and Kramer encourages him to do so in a dark corner where no one can see him. While doing so, he is spotted by an officer, and held in the officer's booth. Later in the episode, George is caught doing the same thing.